He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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