I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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