Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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