no, he came in my armpit
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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