he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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