my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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