i think my tv is drunk
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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