The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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