Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dignity is for republicans.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
