its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This girl is more easily done than said...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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