Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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