Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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