Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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