Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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