im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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