Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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