Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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