You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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