Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
And then he peed in my hair
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