Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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