Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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