It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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