Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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