So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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