he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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