I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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