Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and she was petting her beer can
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is Oprah even human
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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