Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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