quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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