they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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