What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
