hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm passing your future prison.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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