what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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