I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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