I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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