is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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