Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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