gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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