I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
