watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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