I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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