Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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