Screwed.edu
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Randomize
