yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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