I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I love you. Go after that dick
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
