he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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