are you so shy because you have an std?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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