Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
