So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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