I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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