i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
