Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
